Every time I get a cheesy message like this I’m tempted to send a really snarky reply. And this one comes from halfway around the world.
i’m not quite ready to post the bounty that I’m working on, so in the meantime please enjoy this:
I’ve been gone for a bit because I took a brief hiatus and had some other things happening in life that weren’t dating-related…
But thanks to a new crop of less-than-stellar dudes, I have some ah-maaaaaazing stories coming your way.
Be back shortly with those!
From time to time I’ll get a message from somebody not in my immediate area. The greater the distance, the greater the likelihood that they are a scammer or spammer or just weird.
I’m sure most, if not all, of the readers of this blog have some experience with online dating. Therefore, it shouldn’t surprise you when I say that my experience has been less than stellar.
One of the most attractive things to me is intelligence, so I actually have something in my profile that says not to send me messages like “how r u” or “hey sexy” or “wire me money”.
Tonight, I got a message from a guy who either hadn’t read my profile or had chosen to ignore it completely.
Note the screen name ending in “69”. Sigh. Nope.
I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt, but then I looked at his profile and it’s all about how he’s looking for casual sex, plus it’s clear that he’s completely ignored what I said. So after a bit of consultation with a friend, I decided I was going to have a little bit of fun with this.
At this point, I figured there’s really only one way that this could go.
Figured as much.
There are plenty of guys who actually do read my profile and send me messages more interesting than this. But I think I’ll keep messing with the ones that choose to blatantly ignore me. 😉
Coming soon – plenty of bad dating stories for your perusal.