Too mean?

Every time I get a cheesy message like this I’m tempted to send a really snarky reply. And this one comes from halfway around the world. 



Hold on to your butts, readers!

I’ve been gone for a bit because I took a brief hiatus and had some other things happening in life that weren’t dating-related…

But thanks to a new crop of less-than-stellar dudes, I have some ah-maaaaaazing stories coming your way.

Be back shortly with those!

The perils of online dating.

I’m sure most, if not all, of the readers of this blog have some experience with online dating. Therefore, it shouldn’t surprise you when I say that my experience has been less than stellar.

One of the most attractive things to me is intelligence, so I actually have something in my profile that says not to send me messages like “how r u” or “hey sexy” or “wire me money”.

Tonight, I got a message from a guy who either hadn’t read my profile or had chosen to ignore it completely.


Note the screen name ending in “69”. Sigh. Nope.

I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt, but then I looked at his profile and it’s all about how he’s looking for casual sex, plus it’s clear that he’s completely ignored what I said. So after a bit of consultation with a friend, I decided I was going to have a little bit of fun with this.


Okay then.


At this point, I figured there’s really only one way that this could go.


Figured as much.

There are plenty of guys who actually do read my profile and send me messages  more interesting than this. But I think I’ll keep messing with the ones that choose to blatantly ignore me. 😉